protection against cataracts?
Little girl, in the middle of math: Ms. D_C, do you use condoms?
Ms. D_C (after a pause of considerable length): Why do you ask?
Little girl: Because you never wore your glasses before today so I just thought maybe it's because you usually wear condoms.
Ms. D_C: Contacts? Yes, I usually wear my contacts.
Little girl: Oh, contacts. Oh yeah. [Goes away, obviously wondering now what condoms are.]
And how is your work day going?
4 comments:
you've got to admit that you can't say that your job is dull.
yeah. my eyesight's pretty sharp too. because i protect it.
i wasn't going to say anything about that... but i'm glad you paid attention in class and use protection.
Did you wear the TLC "Left Eye" glasses to work by accident?
-Meh
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