tip top and tipping over

I worked till 2.30 a.m. and was supposed to get three hours of sleep (out of bed by 5.30, I was determined) but the alarm clock never went off - this clock has NEVER done that to me!! - so I rolled over at 6.45 and even after four paltry hours of Zs I knew something was off bc the SUN WAS UP - OH EM GEE, OH EM GEE!!!, I screamed, running in and out of the bathroom, trying to remember where I put my red shirt and the bra that goes with it and deciding which shoes to wear and which jeans looked cleanest and my over-the-top heart earrings that I HAD to wear today because they are so obnoxious I cannot wear them any other day of the year. For the record, I have consumed two heart-shaped Honolulu Cookie Co. cookies, five mini peanut butter cups, and about a gallon of water this morning. Yeah, boyeee.