12.12.2006

Gad, I wish I had a better computer; I am dying to watch the video called "Obama, not Osama" ...

F*ck I'm tired ... and I forgot all about reindeer practice this afternoon. Woe.

Quick, Google something. The Scream, perhaps?

OK, I looked up "chicken pudding" as a ha-ha, not expecting to find anything ... then I remembered that a Civil War pudding is not Bill Cosby's pudding. Didn't help that it came from a site that looked a lot like "ASHtray.com" ...

See paragraph 2. Cycle, rinse, repeat ...

Best morning advice: "Be your own unflinching advocate." - Carolyn Hax
(See also: Paradoxes of perfection. Aren't I such a puzzle in the a.m.?)
Best morning jolt: Ack.
Best morning prophesy: What me, worry?

3 comments:

Dan said...

better computer? egads. i just spent the last 4 hours unclogging our broadband connection. source: someone's laptop with spyware. solution: big f***ing hammer called the FUBAR. it really is a solve all.

Anonymous said...

Chicken Pudding? Ummm no. I have a hard time with blood pudding, or even choclate pudding.

-Ack Me

damned_cat said...

chocolate pudding? easy peasy, lemon squeezy. blood pudding, that's just gross. (said the girl who ate camel stew with a side of roaches.)