first name jack, last name ass

Ha. So I'm in charge of making spiffy nametags for the upcoming Tenner, and I count only seven names changed-upon-marriage ... Decided to wiki "Name Change", and learned that in some states you can adopt any new surname upon marriage - so if your surname were Merry and his were Christmas (I'm feeling uncreative right now), you could become Mr. and Mrs. Merry Christmas, Merry-Christmas, Christmas-Merry, Christmer, Mermas, Mistmarry, Cherrymistmas, or any other funky combination you felt like taking on. For that matter, you could become Mr. and Mrs. Hannukah as long as a judge doesn't deem your choice frivolous or immoral. Apparently you can't change your first name to "God," "Penis," or "Copyright," but it doesn't say whether your parents can name you that in the first place. In China you can only change your name if you have it in common with a wanted criminal. Interesting names (given and adopted): Dick Trickle, Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake, Optimus Prime.

Why yes, I should be grading something ...