11.08.2006

ryan for president

Who gives a fork about Britney Spears' second divorce ... I only wish I'd put money on it, although there'd probably be no one to bet against. I'm aghast at Ryan Philippe cheating on Reese Witherspoon! SHE PLAYED MOMMA MAYBELLE IN THE FOURTH GRADE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! Let's see, who in Hollywood is still married? John Travolta and Kelly Preston, I guess, but they seem not to have acting careers anymore so maybe that would explain why there's no power/money/ego struggle.

Bummer.

My own personal love for Reese aside, that was very dumb of Ryan. Regardless of her rumored domineering personality, Hollywood cheaters never prosper.

Except maybe Brad Pitt. He even managed to come out looking all Hot Family Man ...

Next post: back to discussing things of substance. Like this ...

3 comments:

Dan said...

lots of people are still married in hollywood. just to clarify, ryan is a guy. who can blame him? being cooped up in the house while his wife goes out and makes the bread? then he gets to spend alot of time with abby on the set of stop loss?
rule of thumb: guys are only as faithful as their options.

damned_cat said...

If you're married, you have one option, and that is your spouse. This is why 1) I'm not married and 2) I don't work in Hollywood.

Dan said...

hehehe. oh that's why you're not married?
yeah, hollywood sucks. looks a lot better on the screen.