11.16.2006

all creatures great and small

Sorry to encroach on your blog-itory, Dan, but I have to respond to "We have observers who ensure there are no attacks on hunters." I just find it funny that people who go around shooting defenseless animals for sport desire protection from insomniac bears.

Go ahead and pour water through my holey ethics, it's fun: Despite my aversion to general hunting culture, I think it's okay to fish as long as you don't overfish and you eat the fish you catch; I enjoy hamburgers and I own a leather jacket but would never wear a mink coat; I hate PETA as an organization (bunch of turkeys - but check this out); I will crawl under a car in a busy parking lot to retrieve a baby bird and spend the following two months helping my brother hand-feed it, but laugh at Pamela Anderson's chicken crusade. I'm laughing at her, not the chickens, okay? So you're all, what makes a mink more important than a cow? Nothing, actually. But my leather/mink decisions are not as different from a cat/flea decision as you'd think. The same people who would never throw a brick at a cat wouldn't think twice about annihilating a couple thousand fleas in one fell swoop. I don't allow my kids to kill moths or geckos or even roaches, they're to take them outside instead; in the past month I've spent $75 on flea treatments for my apartment. It's all relative ... or is it all ludicrous?

Ninety-nine percent of us turn a blind eye or somehow alter our "ethics" for the sake of convenience. Where does this all leave us in the grand scheme of humanity?

3 comments:

Dan said...

it's a cuteness factor. baby seal vs. wolf.
i try not to kill much anymore, anything that can't defend itself. glad you do more. encroach anytime, it's a free country dude!

Anonymous said...

Denis Leary explained it perfectly:

"What are you"
"I'm an otter."
"And what do you do?"
"I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands."
"You're free to go."

"What are you?"
"I'm a cow."
"Get on the truck."
"But, I'm an animal!"
"You're a baseball glove. Get on that truck."

Dan said...

"we kill the cows to make the jackets out of them, then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows."