the joys and erms of being me

Unsorted:

- Painting something I didn't hide at the end of class last night
- Swigging Listerine straight from the bottle
- Washing dishes in the bathtub
- Never staying home or out too late on a Friday night
- Telling my kids the caf manager is full of shit
- Managing to make "full of shit" sound exactly like "misinformed"
- Developing the "Friends" obsession that all single people who live on dreams and spaghetti-o's eventually develop, and enjoying it a lot
- Getting my hands dirty every Thursday night
- Successfully teaching my kids (who think all words that start with "v" are dirty) how to use the word "virgin" as an adjective

Life is good, again.