7.31.2006

if it is still a thing

Monday tidings. I should clarify my stance on the Jill Greenberg thing: I said she's a wack job, not a child abuser. If she started calling the kids names or twisting their arms to illicit the tears she needs for her photo shoots, you could look into child abuse, but taking lollipops away from kids just makes her a meanie-pants and a cheater. A nature photog, for example, would not bounce a beer can off a jaguar's head in order to provoke a really awesome snarl.

Paid a bill and wrote two letters, and sent both off in the mail this morning. I feel so accomplished, and the tardy bell hasn't even rung yet.

3 comments:

Dan said...

You don't just get an awesome snarl when you peg a jaguar in the head; there's a fun trip in the ambulance, you get arms full of needles, blood and IV, and then the nurses cut off your clothes (not as sexy as it sounds). But to be honest we were drinking out of bottles, and which was more environment-friendly, but I don't think it mattered much to him.
Ha! I paid two bills yesterday, no mail for me, and I actually worked for like 3hrs this morning (3 hours is usually my weekly quota).

damned_cat said...

you ARE productive!

Dan said...

I try not to be. If you do more, people expect more of you. Me, I try to let them down right from the get-go. Both parties are happy.