and no murdering people!

Writing prompt preceding an excerpt from Johanna Hurwitz's The Hot and Cold Summer: "What are some of society's unwritten rules of etiquette?"

"No littering."
"Don't ever ask to use the bathroom."
"No talking bad words."
"You don't have to say 'bless you' after someone sneezes, really."
"Don't run over squirrels."

Other than that, day two was great ...