i'll be good till thursday comes

Rdng comp prompt following a passage on being a professional gorilla trainer/caretaker at the San Diego Zoo:

What would you have to do if you wanted to become a gorilla trainer or caretaker? Support your answer with details from the passage you read.

Answer: Study biology or zoology; get experience working with other animals; volunteer at the San Diego Zoo.

My kid's answer: Get a gorilla.

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