friday's child was born to give

Fact: I overslept this morning.
Opinion: Choy sum and goat cheese should not be eaten together.
Estimate: Three out of five iced teas I order with lemon are lemonless
Observation: I should not mist the classroom before testing.

Recent accomplishment: Returned overdue library books
Recent non-stupid accomplishment: Going two weeks without caving
Recent silly mistake: Telling the kids to get high. (They asked what to do in the event of a flood.)
Recent purchase: A Goody shower cap because I liked the color
Recent non-stupid purchase: Aveeno anti-stress body wash

Imending purchase: The Canon
Near-future apology: "Sorry the cat ran away; want me to help you fix your screen door?"
Guaranteed reward: The Weekend
Very probable punishment: Spending The Weekend cleaning The House

Current love: The sound of the shutter
Current curiosity: If I were Jerry Lee, where would I spend a beautiful Friday? Damned cat ...
Current hate: Dander
Current prayer: For Kauai