Tuesday Morning Post Not-So-Secrets (I'd shorten that to PNSS, but what does that sound like to you?):

1) Everytime I have a fattening breakfast in the privacy of my classroom, I pull a Michel Gerard. (Think of the time Sookie switched his nonfat milk to whole milk, and how he would randomly start doing jumping jacks, jogging in place, and doing drop squats as he walked around the kitchen to burn off the unwanted calories.)

2) I adore the shoes I have on my feet right now. They are copper leather/brown suede t-strap sandals, and awesomely cute, but what I really love is how the heels sound like a horse pacing down Central Park pavement.

3) I thought I'd love Montana, but Anthony Bourdain put me to sleep last night. I'm enjoying Zimmern a lot more these days - and I've realized it's because I'm kind of over the sexy older curmudgeon thing and really just love AZ's open-faced joie de vivre. And those orange shirts.