facebook chat

So today I took out the trash, and was totally startled when I flung open the door and saw a tall-ish figure crossing right in front of my dooway. It was my left-side neighbor. I had half-expected it to be my Cub, and the fact that it wasn't, more than anything else, was what made me shriek "Oh my God!" and jump back a couple of feet. The poor guy now probably thinks I am a lunatic, on account of my shouting in his face, bedraggled appearance, and neighbor-unfriendly wardrobe. So I had this chat with Dan, who caught me on FB moments after I tweeted about the incident:

Daniel

geek.

7:24pm Chris

dork

7:25pm Daniel

haha. nice tweet. why'd i give you a headache?

7:26pm Chris

nvm the headache. let's debate the bra

7:26pm Daniel

really?

well. is that what you wear for jogging?

7:26pmChris

well yeah! bc it's just fine for women of all shapes and sizes to traipse down the street in a sports bra but to take out the trash, oh nooooo

no i wear a tshirt over it but took the tshirt off when i got home because it was all sweaty. then i took out the trash

7:27pmDaniel

well, you wear a tshirt over it so it isn't ok

according to the life of you

now if you go out jogging in it that's fine.

7:27pmChris

i just don't like my tummy jiggling visibly as i jog

but my neigbor doesn't know i don't jog in it!!

7:28pm Daniel

well, still conservatives

7:28pm Daniel

it's a bra. it's supposed to go under the shirt. not be the shirt

7:29pm Chris

well, hopefully my neighbor is busy getting drunk off the beer i saw him carrying as i startled him

7:30pm Daniel

uh, why is that helpful?

to the situation.

7:30pm Chris

because then he'll forget that he has a floozy for a neighbor

7:30pmChris

OKie gotta go put cat litter in the litterbox

7:30pmDaniel

haha

7:30pmChris

(dirty litter is what i was taking out)

ttyl dork

7:31pmDaniel

geek.

shirtless geek.