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"People should be careful when removing the sponge from the microwave as it will be hot." Just like when you're done soaking your head, it will be wet. I don't usually steal links so blatantly but make an exception for me this once ... it was too funny not to have.

I'm still trying to get through this list. I especially love the one about Steve Wynn and the Picasso. But this one's my hands-down 1-20 favorite.