krabby patty time

I think you're being too sensitive. What about when Eminem rapped about spitting on our onion rings? BTW, doesn't Kevin Federline look like Brian Austin Green?

4 a.m. car alarms, domestics, and being woken up by the cops who are ironically banging on the neighbors' door to get them to quiet down. Sometimes I miss hearing just birds in the morning, you know?

8/24/99 - Ah, the smell of cat pee in the morning. it's so nice to be back on campus. today: slightly shitty. moshi died and i still can't figure out what i did wrong. then tatsu bit me. and the pipes leaked and the kitchen sink stopped up. i was late for my meeting because i forgot that everyone actually comes to school for the first week so parking was shitty -- which in itself pissed me off, and that whole being late thing didn't make me any happier. when i finally got to the meeting, megumi apologized profusely and then informed me that two football players had been added to my lab roster (Job A). this cloud of doom hung over my head as i walked back to d's to get my car so i could pick up my brother from school. i thought i'd dull the pain with a mountain dew first but instead i spilled it on my shorts, the ones i wore specially because they're long enough to work in (according to the no-hoochies dress code for Job B. dried off the best i could, picked up and dropped off my brother (and had a quick memorial service for moshi in the backyard), and went to class. basically it sounds like if you don't die during 495 (intro to research), you would be a masochist to continue the torture in 496 (the actual honors thesis). pondered this on the drive to kahala where i got fingerprinted and paperworked so i could begin working today, but it seems i lack TB clearance so i can't work until next week.

bite me, bite me, bite me. ok, i'm over it.

anyway i'm freaking out because of 495. today was just a 75-minute lull-you-senseless/ "this medicine is for your own damn good" speech. i would like to point out that one of the smartest people i know in the program cleverly evaded 495 by replacing it with something utterly useless. he was definitely onto something.

planet feng shui: supposedly the current lineup is making everyone (re)consider their goals and current paths. ya. why am i spending all this time (and my parents' money) going to college, when all i really want to do is swing from a trapeze for the rest of my life?

i miss the demon calling me in the middle of the day from work. and i miss my fish. RIP, moshimoshi tomodachi.

first assignment: a resumé of my life?? are they kidding?