"you said hi; i looked like hell"

... So much poetry in "Missed Connections":

"Does Bob M. Live in Waipahu Still?"

Bob, you may not know
Dad's invention, the Low Jack,
locates stolen cars.

Too bad about your
Pontiac; but it is best
not to question God.

Personals gem:

I would love to make love to you.
But at least we're friends.