7.24.2006

Condo life agrees with me because:

  • I like knowing that there are other people just one wall away from me.
  • ... At the same time, I like never having to talk to them.
  • I think watering grass is stupid.
  • I like to make up stories while I send the trash down the chute.
  • Even when it's noisy, it's quiet.
  • If you want to bother me, you need a key.

1 comment:

Dan said...

Watering grass is not stupid, it's idiotic. Like the grass couldn't survive without you.
You get a chute? That's cool. What kind of stories do you make up? I wish I had a chute, it'd make it that much easier to take the trash out. Although, when I think about it, I don't think I'd take the trash out that far. Heck, I'm lucky to get it out of the trash can before it gets too heavy.