with apples all around me

Five Signs You Spend Too Much Time With 10-year-olds:

• You say "oh em gee" several times a day
  
• You laughed the last time someone got tricked into saying "I was born on a pirate ship" while holding his tongue
• You run down the hall but screech to a walk every time you pass an open door
  
• You jump up and cheer when the Scholastic box comes
  
• You have a Millsberry.com account

Me: Ken, that "pirate ship" joke is older than I am. It's also inappropriate for school. Would you say that around your dad?
Ken: He taught it to me.

... I don't make this stuff up, either.