i just love the word 'salary'

Ew, it wasn't the grease or the dirt. I'm just sick.

The good news: Hootie's playing Hawaii, and Mayhem takes on the Giant.
The bad news: They're both on the 26th. DAMNIT!!

... Just kidding.

The real good news: I got a letter that begins with the phrase "We are pleased ...".
The real bad news: I can't sit on my ass and collect unemployment next year.

... Just KIDDING!

Don't Mondays ROCK?