carrie underwood is a goddess

Top 3 reasons to beg DQs for tivo'd "AI" season finale: Dionne Warwick, Prince, and Clay Aiken. I have never, ever, ever seen the appeal of Clay Aiken before tonight's show. Weird, huh? Especially since he so badly needs a haircut. Anyway, it's painfully obvious that the two finalists weren't the best singers of the lot, but Katherine's easy on the eyes and Taylor is just so pleasantly odd. If it were a blind competition Mandisa would have stomped 'em all.

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Monday

Roberto: I wish my teacher would fall in love with a really nice guy and be happy and rich for the rest of her life.

Tuesday

Dave: Who's that guy?
Me: My realtor.
Dave: Is he married?
Me: Yes.

Wednesday

Ms. Viv: Who was that guy?
Me: My realtor.
Ms. Viv: Is he married?
Me: Yes.

Costco employee: This be all for you?
Me: Yep.
Costco employee: What is this, a wedding dress?
Me: God no!
Costco employee: What, what'd I say?

Well, that was amusing. Do I look lonely or something?