Things I'd really get into if I weren't so gosh darned excited about going to sleep:

• The lockdown that wasn't a drill
  At least they didn't shoot up 10th Ave during Session 5 ...
• Buying a house in Ewa
  I just thought I'd say it out loud. For fun.
• Teach summer school or go to Beijing?
  This is much more loaded than it sounds.
• Really wanting just a sip of Dr. Pepper ...
  Tea, tea, I tire of tea ...
• Am I going to have to clean this house MYSELF?
  Orange peels strewn on the Pergo floor smell a lot nicer than they look.
• Does the whole cast of Gray's Anatomy have to be so hot?
  ... Well, do they?